Last Sunday, at church: "Well, you're really lucky your friend has leprosy, too!"
And today, a man asked me where our copier is. My response, "Right down there in the middle, just past the sleeping boy."
It was so cute, this little four-year-old had just gotten back from Disneyland, was exhausted, & sat down for a minute while his mom perused the new arrival display, only to fall asleep with his legs crossed & his head bent down over his legs.