From Other People's Love Letters edited by Bill Shapiro
I really liked this one...this is only the last half of the entry, though:
"If you were here now
we'd get in trouble.
The stewardesses would have to
pull us apart, then send one
to sit up front and the other
in back
We'd get a scolding at the
airport, an asterisk by our
names for future flights,
then released, promising to never
ever again, salsa dance with
the seatbelt sign on."
