Ah, books...

From Other People's Love Letters edited by Bill Shapiro

I really liked this one...this is only the last half of the entry, though:

"If you were here now
we'd get in trouble.
The stewardesses would have to
pull us apart, then send one
to sit up front and the other
in back
We'd get a scolding at the
airport, an asterisk by our
names for future flights,
then released, promising to never
ever again, salsa dance with
the seatbelt sign on."

This one rendered me speechless.

me:  "Hey Melissa, I was back at the computers & overheard this guy listening to his music - do you remember that old Billy Ocean song Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Car?"
Melissa, shaking her head: "I don't watch Spongebob."