Dustin, the custodian, discussing possible aspects of a countdown clock & the mess it might make:
"See, that's what they'll do, & then Friday will come & I'll be like, 'Dang it, the confetti came out of the countdown clock again!'"
Also, I found this written down, but I don't remember why Mom said it to me:
"Sorry we don't have a butt-washer."
