A patron to her child:

The librarian was trying to remember a title for this patron, & her child (as children do) kept interrupting to ask a question.
"Don't interrupt, she's trying to find a brainwave!"

Food for Thought

"Friends are for rainy days, and sunny ones, too."
                      -from Pepperoni Pizza Can Be Murder by Chris Cavender
 
     -How many true friends do you think are really out there?  Ones that stick around for both the sunny days & the rainy ones?

Fun Science

"Hey Justin, come see Nicky's experiment in the bathroom."

And the other day, Dad said, "I dreamed in French last night.  I couldn't understand myself, though."

And they wonder why I go home at night & cry...

A cow-orker (Happy Birthday, Dad!) was discussing Magneto with another cow-orker.  He was just teasing when he said this - I think...
"If I was a mutant I'd join his brotherhood.  To hell with all the humans!  And Carrie would be the first to go!"

Ode to Firefly

"I feel weird justifying my attraction to space cowboys."

Confetti Clock

Dustin, the custodian, discussing possible aspects of a countdown clock & the mess it might make:
"See, that's what they'll do, & then Friday will come & I'll be like, 'Dang it, the confetti came out of the countdown clock again!'"

Also, I found this written down, but I don't remember why Mom said it to me:
"Sorry we don't have a butt-washer."