Tuesday, January 18, 2011

A couple of classics & a couple of new ones

Okay, here's one from about 3 months ago that I never got around to posting:

Joan came out of the bathroom, & was immediately overheard saying, "I am so proud of myself!  I did it all by myself, I didn't have to ask for help!"
FYI, she wasn't really talking about what happened in the bathroom, but the timing was perfect.

About a month ago another coworker started singing, & said, "Oh no, I have the singing thing!  But you already knew that didn't you.  I didn't do jazz hands, does that count?"
I think out of all the people who wouldn't intentionally aim for landing on this blog but inadvertently end up on it, she would have the most entries.  Just saying.

Today a mom was checking out a book while I was on the desk.  Her daughter came up & asked what the mom was checking out.  The mom told her it was a book about Johnny Depp.  The girl looked at the cover & then asked, "Who's Johnny Depp?"  I think I almost cried.

Myself & two coworkers were in the back room just having one of our normally abnormal conversations.  I was kind of around the corner where I could only see one other person, & the door was hidden from my view.  I guess maybe I should be a little more careful about exactly how I phrase things because I said, "I don't think I've ever heard of a fruity primate."  Unbeknownst to me the manager had walked into the back just in time to hear me say that.  Oops.