Okay, here's one from about 3 months ago that I never got around to posting:
Joan came out of the bathroom, & was immediately overheard saying, "I am so proud of myself! I did it all by myself, I didn't have to ask for help!"
FYI, she wasn't really talking about what happened in the bathroom, but the timing was perfect.
About a month ago another coworker started singing, & said, "Oh no, I have the singing thing! But you already knew that didn't you. I didn't do jazz hands, does that count?"
I think out of all the people who wouldn't intentionally aim for landing on this blog but inadvertently end up on it, she would have the most entries. Just saying.
Today a mom was checking out a book while I was on the desk. Her daughter came up & asked what the mom was checking out. The mom told her it was a book about Johnny Depp. The girl looked at the cover & then asked, "Who's Johnny Depp?" I think I almost cried.
Myself & two coworkers were in the back room just having one of our normally abnormal conversations. I was kind of around the corner where I could only see one other person, & the door was hidden from my view. I guess maybe I should be a little more careful about exactly how I phrase things because I said, "I don't think I've ever heard of a fruity primate." Unbeknownst to me the manager had walked into the back just in time to hear me say that. Oops.