That'll be me if I survive to that age...

A patron at the library came in to pick up a book her husband's father had just placed on hold.  She said he's 94 & loves to do taxes all day long for months, & that they finally just had to take the car away from him last week.  Apparently, he was sneaking it out, so they had to sell it.  Just picture it, a 94-year-old man sneaking the car out for nefarious reasons!