Nix was on a roll today - here are three of the funny things he said:
"I'm not afraid to use my tenderizer!" - this was in the middle of the grocery store.
We walked up to the door of the credit union where they posted a sign that says something along these lines: "Please remove all hats, sunglasses, helmets, & ski masks before entering the lobby." & has some sample pictures below to show you what's not allowed. Nix saw the pic of the guy in the ski mask (before he read the words) & interpreted it a little differently - "No ninjas?"
Later I said something about how I wished things were different, & he replied, "What would it be like with an alien for president?"
