I made Sharon's eyes go big...

I asked CC:  "So, has there been any bodice-ripping yet?"

I'll leave the interpretation of that one up to your imagination.

I didn't mean it that way!

I learned yesterday that it's not a good idea to point in the general direction of another person's crotch (even if you're really pointing at their pocket) & say, "That's creepy."

What would it be like...

Nix was on a roll today - here are three of the funny things he said:

"I'm not afraid to use my tenderizer!" - this was in the middle of the grocery store.

We walked up to the door of the credit union where they posted a sign that says something along these lines:  "Please remove all hats, sunglasses, helmets, & ski masks before entering the lobby." & has some sample pictures below to show you what's not allowed.  Nix saw the pic of the guy in the ski mask (before he read the words) & interpreted it a little differently - "No ninjas?"

Later I said something about how I wished things were different, & he replied, "What would it be like with an alien for president?"

Excuse me?

Nix, talking to his dad on the phone about why we can't reschedule something for Tuesday night:  "Because my mom's always emotional on Tuesdays."

Perspective is always a good thing...I guess.

Fancy what?

Dustin:  So, if either of you two are interested in staying at the Marriott, they have fancy toilets.  Just so you know.

discussing flame bodies

JT:  "I would make a great incubator."

while discussing fairy tales & happiness...

JT:  "I could be happy being foam."