Over-read

I like this author.  I really do.  But every once in a while sometimes even the best books have a really stupid line in them.

"If I hadn't been wearing my seat belt, I would have gone straight through the windshield.  As it was, I was pretty sure I'd busted an ovary or two from the impact with the seat belt itself."

Really?

(from Every Other Day by Jennifer Lynn Barnes)

Grandma's lipstick

me, pointing to a very specific shade of pink:  "See?  That's the color pink that I like."
friendly coworker:  "Oh!  That reminds me of my grandma."