Bonnie, on being my shoulder-devil: "I'm like the anti-Jiminy Cricket."
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Me: "Want to know how to really irritate someone?"
Sharon: "Work with them."
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a mom: "Did you hear that, Chloe? Jason likes peanut butter & honey sandwiches. You love peanut butter & honey sandwiches, too, don't you?"
Chloe: "Actually, I love peanut butter & chocolate sandwiches."
