Bonnie, again

Making a reminder note to herself:
"Bring a bad picture of Brian."

2 seconds ago

"Marshall, don't lick the counter."

Family Look-Alikes

A child was looking at our new TV screen behind the check out desk, & pointed out one of the photographs to her mom.  Her mom's reply was, "Honey, that's Walter Cronkite.  That's not Poppi."

Revenge!

To the custodian:  "Just for that, I'm putting my gum in the garbage without a tissue!"

Offspring = comic relief

On the way to school this morning, me, responding to something Nix said:  "That's not nice!"
Nix:  "Well, I am The Toilet Destroyer!"