Bonnie, again with the violence?

Bonnie:  "I've been known to karate chop without provocation."

And last week, out of the blue, Mom:  "Oh, did you hear about the fug?"
It's a real word - look it up.

Oh, boy.

A patron just asked me where the magazines are.  I asked him if he was wanting adult magazines (as opposed to children's or teen's), he said yes & I directed him to where he could find them.  Then he paused, & said, "Maybe your definition of adult magazines is different from mine...I want magazines about flying & trains."  I assured him that I was sending him to the right place.  He said, "When you said adult magazines, I thought..." & made a face.

Hm.  How would that go over with the general public, if we offered adult magazines?  Yikes.