It's way early. Good thing I have coworkers to wake me up.

Lucy:  "How old will the Lik-n-Stik be next year?" 
I've just never known anyone who worried about the age of a Lik-n-Stik.

And later, I was referred to as a chocolate-filled ogre.

They told me it was a compliment - I'll reserve judgment on that one.

hypocrisy

Behind a car on the way home today, which had a bumper sticker:  "Support Smokefree Restaurants."

All 3 passengers & the driver were smoking.

Book Titles - people actually get paid for these?

Found on the cart today, a fantasy story collection titled, "Fangs for the Mammaries."

I really didn't need that mental image.