This is SO wrong

While glancing at "Do It Yourself Numerology" by Sonia Ducie, I came across this little bit about what my number's appearance should probably be:
"...you may have large, bulging eyes, clear skin, an upturned nose, a high forehead, & eyebrows that meet in the middle.  You may have a large face, with high cheekbones & a prominent chin.  You may also be of medium height, & your outstanding feature is your slim build."

Yeah, right.

Is this really work-appropriate?

Actually, there's two of them today:

JT: "I don't want to imagine what that would feel like between your toes."
Dustin: "An eyeball?  Yeah."

And later:
Jenn: "Wouldn't you want to kiss a strawberry dragon?"

Once more, from Sharon

"I'd trade my body in for a cold one any day."