So literal...

Nix wanted to sleep tonight without a shirt on.  I told him he'd get cold, & he said he never gets cold at his dad's house.  I said that his dad probably has the heat up higher than Nana does, & Nix replied, "Up higher?  His heater's in the basement!"

First gangs, now death?

another strange pen showed up at work:
Palm Mortuaries Cemeteries Crematories

and a pencil:
Sweetwater County Sheriff's Office Open 24 Hours "You Call, We Haul"
 -isn't that an interesting way to put it?  The Sheriff's last name is, ironically, Bailiff.

Those Darn Office Supplies

Stickie note found on a stapler:
"I think this stupid stapler has finally passed on to Stapler Heaven-"

H-E-double-hockey-sticks

Listening to Rodney Atkins' "If You're Going Through Hell" - Nix pointed out the 'bad word', but then started singing it - when I called him on it, he said, "I only said H, E, and one L, so it doesn't count."

What exactly does this mean?

I picked up a pen at work today that's inscribed with "Salt Lake Area Gang Project".  I'm not sure how to take it...