Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Michael Jackson

So last night I showed Nix the Michael Jackson Thriller video.  As we were watching it, I asked him if he was scared, & he said no, then I asked him if he thought it was real & he said no.  When I asked him why not, he replied, "They just took dead people & made them radioactive."

Ah, the minds of 9-year-olds.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

At Work, in the middle of a loooongg day...

coworker #1: "How do you enter funeral leave on your timecard?"
coworker #2: "F...U..."